Napping On The Wild Side
Yeah yeah, naps are awesome. Why would I write a blog about them if they weren't? They're more than a hobby. They're a conveniently short and healthy INSTITUTION, helpful in retrieving precious energy expended on the many pursuits of life.
But what if the humble nap isn't enough? As the fervour to nap in new and interesting ways set in (and to those who are new to napping, such a fervour WILL come rapaciously!) you will start wondering how to spice up your nap-life?
Well I have the answer for you. No, don't attempt to fall asleep in a den full of hammerhead sharks, and let me tell you Napsville, Tennessee does NOT endorse going in search of the illusive 'mirco-sleep' in order to get your fix of extreme napping. We got something better for you:
Have a nap and...don't set an alarm!!!
WHOA!
You'll wake up, dis-oriented, groggy and likely scared, possibly even violent. What time is it? How long have I slept? Who am I? Is this madness? All these questions and more will flood into your mind in a confused and likely unpleasant fashion.
Don't worry though, soon reality sets in and you discover that all is as it should be. The only difference is you've just taken a step into a brave new world.
Happy napping.
- Napoleon
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